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Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

Rants by Dustin
Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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Monday Check-In

Monday Morning Check-In: Fear of Revolving Doors

June 29, 2026
Preposterous Fictional Short Stories

Made Up Movie Backstories: BTTF Edition

June 25, 2026
Monday Check-In

Monday Check-In: Dog Walking

June 22, 2026
I Like Music Top 10s

My Top 10 Vinyl Grailz

June 18, 2026
Monday Check-In

Monday Check-In: New Wheels

June 15, 2026
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I Like Music Music Reviews

Album Review: A.R.S.O.N. by Story of the Year

February 17, 2026

Reading Time: 4 minutes. I’d definitely call myself a big fan of Story of the Year. If I were trying to convince someone to come to one of their shows…

Monday Check-In

Monday Morning Check-In: Disconnection

February 16, 2026

Reading Time: 7 minutes. Have we all fantasized about disappearing into a tiny cabin in the mountains, or is that just my personal midlife coping mechanism? Like—could I actually live…

Hot Takes

A Professional Network for Unprofessional Thoughts

February 12, 2026

Reading Time: 7 minutes. Here’s a hot take: LinkedIN is for career networking and business marketing/sales. That’s it. It’s not Facebook. It’s definitely not Twitter. It’s also not the bar…

Monday Check-In

Monday Morning Check-In: Survived Snow Tubing

February 9, 2026

Reading Time: 4 minutes. This past Friday I went downhill snow tubing with our Cub Scout pack, which was a fun reminder that my brain still thinks I’m 12, while…

Biased Political Bullshit Sticks, Balls, and Right Turns

Lady Gaga Covers Mister Rogers In Super Bowl Commercial

February 8, 2026

Reading Time: < 1 minute. In case you aren’t aware, Lady Gaga covered the Mister Rogers “Won’t You Be My Neighbor” song for a giant company’s super bowl commercial that…

Beer Reviews

Beer Review on Pseudo Sue

February 6, 2026

Reading Time: 2 minutes. On the BeerAdvocate scales, 5 / Overall – Pseudo Sue is an outstanding hazy pale ale—quite possibly the greatest thing to ever come out of Iowa.…

Sucking At Video Games

The One Time I Tried Fortnite (And Rage Quit)

February 6, 2026

Reading Time: 7 minutes. A few years ago, I tried Fortnite exactly once. I say “tried” because “played” would imply some level of competence, strategy, or dignity. None of those…

Hot Takes True Stories I Promise

Confessions of a Recovering Roadrageaholic

February 5, 2026

Reading Time: 5 minutes. I used to believe the left lane was sacred ground. Not “suggested.”Not “when convenient.”Sacred. I was the self-appointed king of the freeway, the unhinged knight of…

Monday Check-In Unimportant Personal Note

Monday Morning Check In: It’s February

February 2, 2026

Reading Time: 5 minutes. I’ve been watching The Pitt starring Noah Wyle, and it really takes me back to the ’90s—those Must-See TV Thursday nights when ER was appointment viewing.…

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    The electoral college could in theory allow a candidate to win as low as 22% of the popular vote yet still become President. For those of you who use DEI as a slur, the electoral college is DEI.
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    I’m not really a Bloody Mary guy but I can be convinced.
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    Isn’t it weird how foreign and abnormal it feels for a politician to be proposing something that actually helps regular people instead of corporations… under the old lie that they’ll trickle it down? And studies actually show this improves productivity, so I guess things might trickle up.
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  • Monday Check-Ins @ 8am CST
  • Weekly Featured Post on Thursdays @ 8am CST (Sometimes paired with a podcast)
  • Beer or Movie Reviews usually on weekends
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Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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