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Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

Rants by Dustin
Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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Interview Uncategorized

Interview with the Future

April 23, 2026
Top 10s

My Top 50 Favorite Movies Summed Up In One Sentence

April 9, 2026
Monday Check-In

Monday Check-In: Return from Vacation

April 6, 2026
Biased Political Bullshit

Eroding Trust: How False Narratives Are Undermining Public Education

April 2, 2026
Monday Check-In

Monday Morning Check-In: On Holiday

March 30, 2026
Comics
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Movie Reviews
Movie Reviews

One Battle After Another (2025) Review

December 7, 2025

Reading Time: 3 minutes. My Rating is a 95 (A) I spent a quiet December Saturday settling in for one of the year’s most talked-about films, One Thing After Another.…

Biased Political Bullshit

There is nothing a Boy Scout can’t or shouldn’t do in front of a Girl Scout.

November 28, 2025

Reading Time: 3 minutes. This story about the DOD wanting to cut all ties with Scouting actually makes my blood boil — and most of you can probably guess why,…

Sticks, Balls, and Right Turns

My Doctor said my blood pressure is improving–Thanks Caleb Williams!

November 28, 2025

Reading Time: 7 minutes. Well, I guess that old saying about the Chicago Bears not being the “same old Bears” might actually apply this year. I know, I know—every time…

Unimportant Personal Note

Minnesota hit with first major snowfall of Winter 2025-26

November 26, 2025

Reading Time: 2 minutes. It’s always a good reminder during the first major Minnesota snowfall that half the state doesn’t know how to drive and the other half has a…

I Like Music Top 10s

Top 10 Girl Rockers

November 23, 2025

Reading Time: 8 minutes. Rock has evolved through countless eras and subgenres, but one constant has been the women who redefine its boundaries. These ten artists didn’t just join rock-oriented…

Top 10s

My Top 10 Dream Cars

November 5, 2025

Reading Time: 18 minutes. Cars have never just been cars to me. They’re time machines, therapy sessions, and occasionally, expensive daydreams I can’t afford.

Preposterous Fictional Short Stories

Keep that Flame

November 3, 2025

Reading Time: 3 minutes. The man appeared on a Tuesday. Not in a puff of smoke or crack of thunder—just appeared—standing bewildered in the middle of a suburban intersection in…

Biased Political Bullshit

Who’s fault is it?

November 3, 2025

Reading Time: 2 minutes. As per usual we’ve got the classic “I know you are but what am I” debate going on with one information bubble saying on thing and…

Hot Takes

Hot Takes November 2025 Edition

November 1, 2025

Reading Time: 4 minutes. Why are people giving out full-sized candy bars on Halloween? What are you trying to prove — that you’ve “made it”? Nobody’s impressed, Jeff, we just…

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Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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