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Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

Rants by Dustin
Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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Monday Check-In

Monday Check-In: Tug of War

June 1, 2026
Biased Political Bullshit

A Debate with ChatGPT on whitewashing the Jan 6th Insurrection

May 29, 2026
Biased Political Bullshit

A Southern MN District School Referendum Fails, Thanks to A War on Public Schools, Brought to You by Your Local Facebook MAGA Uncles and Karens

May 13, 2026
Interview

Interview with the Future

April 23, 2026
Top 10s

My Top 50 Favorite Movies Summed Up In One Sentence

April 9, 2026
Comics
Art Gallery
Movie Reviews
Monday Check-In

Monday Check-In: Tug of War

June 1, 2026

Reading Time: 5 minutes. What I’ve Been Doing This weekend I led a Cub Scout campout, which went pretty well overall. Tent camping with Cub Scouts is always an adventure.…

Biased Political Bullshit

A Debate with ChatGPT on whitewashing the Jan 6th Insurrection

May 29, 2026

Reading Time: 37 minutes. I decided to have a debate with ChatGPT. One of the interesting parts about doing this is it’s sort of like talking to someone who talks…

Biased Political Bullshit

A Southern MN District School Referendum Fails, Thanks to A War on Public Schools, Brought to You by Your Local Facebook MAGA Uncles and Karens

May 13, 2026

Reading Time: 5 minutes. So a school referendum failed on Tuesday night in my little outskirts-of-the-Twin-Cities town (Tri-City United – Lonsdale, Montgomery, LeCenter). Look, I can respect arguments against spending…

Interview

Interview with the Future

April 23, 2026

Reading Time: 3 minutes. So apparently I got booked for an interview. Not by The New York Times, not by Rolling Stone, but by a Gen Z kid who refers…

Top 10s

My Top 50 Favorite Movies Summed Up In One Sentence

April 9, 2026

Reading Time: 8 minutes. I’m short on time for this week’s thursday post so I’m going to run through my top 50 favorite movies of all time, see if I…

Monday Check-In

Monday Check-In: Return from Vacation

April 6, 2026

Reading Time: 6 minutes. I made it back from the Florida Keys salt-soaked, and just self-aware enough to admit I should probably do more than occasional “dad cardio.” I mostly…

Biased Political Bullshit

Eroding Trust: How False Narratives Are Undermining Public Education

April 2, 2026

Reading Time: 13 minutes. Every few months, a new “our schools are out of control and hurting our kids” story makes the rounds. Kids identifying as cats and using litter…

Monday Check-In

Monday Morning Check-In: On Holiday

March 30, 2026

Reading Time: < 1 minute. No full Monday Check-In this week with updates from the weekend. I’ll be home from vacation next week with a full report. Also I like…

Deep Thoughts

The 26th of March In History

March 26, 2026

Reading Time: 6 minutes. One of my little microlearning habits to pass time is to peek at Wikipedia on any given day to see what happened on that day in…

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    Rants by Dustin @rantsbydustin.bsky.social 4 hours

    Imagine making your political brand so toxic that artists won't touch a celebration of America’s 250th birthday. The lesson is sitting right there, waiting to be learned. If only they had the wisdom to sit and reflect on that and make the appropriate changes.
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    Rants by Dustin @rantsbydustin.bsky.social 19 hours

    What people with actual high IQs read is that this a truly sad, embarrassing level of insecurity for someone to have this far along in a human life. Like, people should be over worrying about this kind of thing at around 30. He’ll be made an example of in basic psychology classes for years to come.
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    Rants by Dustin @rantsbydustin.bsky.social 2 days

    Why isn't #Bluesky more popular? You'd think people, especially the super liberal Hollywood celebs, would have abandoned the cesspool that is X by now but nope, all still there and all still pretty active on there.
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  • Beer or Movie Reviews usually on weekends
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Monday Check-In

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A Debate with ChatGPT on whitewashing the Jan 6th Insurrection

Biased Political Bullshit

A Southern MN District School Referendum Fails, Thanks to A War on Public Schools, Brought to You by Your Local Facebook MAGA Uncles and Karens

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Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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