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Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

Rants by Dustin
Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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Monday Check-In

Monday Morning Check-In: Everything’s More Interesting With Money On The Line

March 23, 2026
Sucking At Video Games Top 10s

My Top 20 Video Games from the NES Era

March 19, 2026
Monday Check-In

Monday Morning Check-In: Snowed In

March 16, 2026
Hot Takes

In My Objective Opinion

March 12, 2026
Monday Check-In

Monday Check-In: On A Taco Tuesday

March 10, 2026
Comics
Art Gallery
Movie Reviews
Monday Check-In

Monday Morning Check-In: Everything’s More Interesting With Money On The Line

March 23, 2026

Reading Time: 9 minutes. I’ve gone through several distinct phases of how I approach a March Madness bracket, and none of them have involved actually knowing college basketball. About a…

Sucking At Video Games Top 10s

My Top 20 Video Games from the NES Era

March 19, 2026

Reading Time: 8 minutes. 20. Metroid (Side-Scroller) – rented itA moody sci-fi exploration game where bounty hunter Samus Aran searches the labyrinth planet Zebes for the dangerous Metroid organisms, which…

Monday Check-In

Monday Morning Check-In: Snowed In

March 16, 2026

Reading Time: 3 minutes. All our snow had melted away and we were excited Spring arrived a little early. But some year we’ll learn that is a false spring, a…

Hot Takes

In My Objective Opinion

March 12, 2026

Reading Time: 5 minutes. For a while now I’ve been saving screenshots of comments I’ve seen on Reddit and Facebook, because this is a persistent problem that I one day…

Monday Check-In

Monday Check-In: On A Taco Tuesday

March 10, 2026

Reading Time: 8 minutes. Hey—how are you on this glorious Day of the Taco? 🌮 Yes, yes… I know. I’m a day late on my weekly check-in. Weekends have a…

Movie Reviews Top 10s

Top 10 Cheesy 80s Movies from an Andrew McCarthy fanboy

March 5, 2026

Reading Time: 18 minutes. Here’s my top 10 list of cheesy 80s movies—but not just any cheesy. We’re talking critically recognized as cringe-worthy even in their own decade. To make…

Biased Political Bullshit

So…why did Trump tear up the Iran nuclear agreement again?

March 4, 2026

Reading Time: 4 minutes. I’ll never forget how hyperpartisan MAGA supporters weaponized the deaths of the 13 service members lost during the Afghanistan withdrawal—using them to dunk on political opponents…

Monday Check-In

Monday Morning Check-In: It’s Gotten Quiet

March 2, 2026

Reading Time: 4 minutes. In case you missed it, I shared a few photos of my dog earlier this week. He had been showing signs of illness, and then Thursday…

True Stories I Promise

Shivering in the Heat

February 26, 2026

Reading Time: 3 minutes. Early in my high school cross-country career, our second race of the season landed on a brutally hot day at a hilly, rural course near Lisbon,…

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Monday Check-In

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Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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