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Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

Rants by Dustin
Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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Monday Check-In

Monday Morning Check-In: Survived Snow Tubing

February 9, 2026
Biased Political Bullshit Sticks, Balls, and Right Turns

Lady Gaga Covers Mister Rogers In Super Bowl Commercial

February 8, 2026
Beer Reviews

Beer Review on Pseudo Sue

February 6, 2026
Sucking At Video Games

The One Time I Tried Fortnite (And Rage Quit)

February 6, 2026
Hot Takes True Stories I Promise

Confessions of a Recovering Roadrageaholic

February 5, 2026
Comics
Art Gallery
Movie Reviews
Monday Check-In

Monday Morning Check-In: Survived Snow Tubing

February 9, 2026

Reading Time: 4 minutes. This past Friday I went downhill snow tubing with our Cub Scout pack, which was a fun reminder that my brain still thinks I’m 12, while…

Biased Political Bullshit Sticks, Balls, and Right Turns

Lady Gaga Covers Mister Rogers In Super Bowl Commercial

February 8, 2026

Reading Time: < 1 minute. In case you aren’t aware, Lady Gaga covered the Mister Rogers “Won’t You Be My Neighbor” song for a giant company’s super bowl commercial that…

Beer Reviews

Beer Review on Pseudo Sue

February 6, 2026

Reading Time: 2 minutes. On the BeerAdvocate scales, 5 / Overall – Pseudo Sue is an outstanding hazy pale ale—quite possibly the greatest thing to ever come out of Iowa.…

Sucking At Video Games

The One Time I Tried Fortnite (And Rage Quit)

February 6, 2026

Reading Time: 7 minutes. A few years ago, I tried Fortnite exactly once. I say “tried” because “played” would imply some level of competence, strategy, or dignity. None of those…

Hot Takes True Stories I Promise

Confessions of a Recovering Roadrageaholic

February 5, 2026

Reading Time: 5 minutes. I used to believe the left lane was sacred ground. Not “suggested.”Not “when convenient.”Sacred. I was the self-appointed king of the freeway, the unhinged knight of…

Monday Check-In Unimportant Personal Note

Monday Morning Check In: It’s February

February 2, 2026

Reading Time: 5 minutes. I’ve been watching The Pitt starring Noah Wyle, and it really takes me back to the ’90s—those Must-See TV Thursday nights when ER was appointment viewing.…

Biased Political Bullshit Deep Thoughts Editorial Cartoon

Why We See the Same Videos So Differently

January 26, 2026

Reading Time: 9 minutes. I’ve been losing sleep over this. Not because I’m watching too much news (which I am), but because I always honestly want to understand where everyone’s…

Biased Political Bullshit Editorial Cartoon

Are you listening?

January 26, 2026

Reading Time: 3 minutes. I want to remind people about Kyle Rittenhouse, who was acquitted of all charges in November 2021, when a jury agreed to his case of self-defense.…

Biased Political Bullshit

What The Anti-Vax Fantasy Would Need To Be Reality

January 24, 2026

Reading Time: 4 minutes. What bothers me most about anti-vaxxers isn’t skepticism itself—it’s that their entire argument depends on the existence of a massive, coordinated global scientific conspiracy. Vaccines aren’t…

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Monday Check-In

Monday Morning Check-In: Survived Snow Tubing

Biased Political Bullshit Sticks, Balls, and Right Turns

Lady Gaga Covers Mister Rogers In Super Bowl Commercial

Beer Reviews

Beer Review on Pseudo Sue

Sucking At Video Games

The One Time I Tried Fortnite (And Rage Quit)

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Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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