Dad Jokes
What do you call a short mother?
Minimum
Why do astronauts use Mac computers?
Because you can't open Windows in space
What's something obvious about a well-dressed man?
His mom is really good at picking out clothes!
My son was reading and asked "Can I have a bookmark?"
After 8 years he doesn’t know my name isn’t Mark.
Why shouldn’t your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why was the farmer so good at measuring angles?
Because he had a pro tractor
How much does a roof cost?
Nothing, it's on the house.
Wanna know how I know my hometown is small?
You don't need to use your turn signal.
Because everyone already knows where you’re going!