Hot Takes November 2025 Edition
Reading Time: 4 minutes. Why are people giving out full-sized candy bars on Halloween? What are you trying to prove — that you’ve “made it”? Nobody’s impressed, Jeff, we just…
Rants
How Are Groypers So Successfully Escaping Blame For Charlie Kirk? Does the GOP Not Know Who They Are?
Reading Time: 2 minutes. Most right wingers can’t process nuance. In their minds, you’re either a MAGA Republican or a Democrat, and everyone in those boxes agrees on everything in…
Charlie was no MLK
Reading Time: 2 minutes. I agree—Charlie didn’t deserve to die for his activism. Saying that doesn’t make me a fan, it just makes me a human being with basic empathy.…
We’re Being Force Fed Jelly Roll
Reading Time: < 1 minute. Jelly Roll feels so force fed. It’s like it’s something the music industry just aggressively assigned to us—like a focus-grouped product, not someone we discovered…
Facebook, Bullying, and So-Called Adults
Reading Time: 2 minutes. The other day, I found myself scrolling through the cesspool that is Facebook — a place that somehow manages to blend distant relatives’ political rants with…
Apparently there’s a new color called Olo
Reading Time: 3 minutes. I'm intrigued, but also very much raising an eyebrow about this new Olo color, referred to as a super saturated hue of teal
I Bit My Tongue When… Some Todd Said He Hates The Office
Reading Time: 4 minutes. Popularity is proof that a lot of people found value in something. And that’s worth some respect, even if you’re not one of them.
Slurs Republicans Use Repetitively to Change Their Meaning and Program People
Reading Time: 8 minutes. There's a handful of words that get tossed around like emotional hand grenades, meant to make things sound worse than they are, or to make something…
Could Teflon Don aka The Little Horn actually be the anti-christ?
Reading Time: 16 minutes. The idea of the Antichrist first popped up in the Letters of John in the Bible, where he’s described as a major enemy of Christ. Later…