Why Did We Stop Talking About How Weird Republicans Are?
Reading Time: 4 minutes. Remember when it was a thing—pointing out how weird Republicans can be? For a fleeting moment, it was trendy to call out their bizarre obsessions and…
Rants
Target’s DEI Announcement: Who Thought This Was a Good Idea?
Reading Time: 5 minutes. I could not be more baffled by Target’s decision to put out a press release announcing they’re done with diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) programs—like it’s…
America is terminally ill
Reading Time: 4 minutes. I used to enjoy debating politics on Reddit. I started doing it on Fark way back before Reddit, in the early 00s. I did it to…
Why We Should Be Much Angrier About Banning Websites
Reading Time: 5 minutes. Let’s get straight to it: the government banning websites or apps is a big deal, and we’re not nearly angry enough about it. The criteria for…
Are people taking Spotify for granted?
Reading Time: 4 minutes. Every year, like clockwork, Reddit fills up with complaints about Spotify. “It’s too expensive!” “My Wrapped wasn’t cool enough!” Really? Are you serious? Do you have…
Top 10 meals that are great as leftovers
Reading Time: 6 minutes. 10. Sloppy Joes Let’s start with the obvious: anything drenched in tomato sauce is basically the superhero of leftovers. Tomato sauce in the fridge doesn’t just…
Excuse Me For Shopping
Reading Time: 3 minutes. Dear Target, I’m genuinely starting to forget why I ever liked you more than Wal-Mart. Seriously, what was it? The red aesthetic? The slightly less depressing…
A letter to my neighbor
Reading Time: 3 minutes. Oh, hey there, neighbor! I see you’ve got that Confederate battle flag proudly flapping off your wood deck in the backyard—right here in southern Minnesota. Maybe…
Nazi punks fuck off
Reading Time: 3 minutes. I’ve been playing a lot of protest songs the past couple days—I guess I just need righteous noise to drown out my angry thoughts about the…