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Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

Rants by Dustin
Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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Monday Check-In

Monday Morning Check-In: Fear of Revolving Doors

June 29, 2026
Preposterous Fictional Short Stories

Made Up Movie Backstories: BTTF Edition

June 25, 2026
Monday Check-In

Monday Check-In: Dog Walking

June 22, 2026
I Like Music Top 10s

My Top 10 Vinyl Grailz

June 18, 2026
Monday Check-In

Monday Check-In: New Wheels

June 15, 2026
Comics
Art Gallery
Movie Reviews
Biased Political Bullshit

Only Reading the Headlines: Hide Your Pets Edition

September 11, 2024

Reading Time: 7 minutes. I’m kicking off my new blog series, ‘Only Reading the Headlines,’ with a special debate edition. Yes, I watched the whole thing, start to finish—one bathroom…

I Like Music

The Emptiness Machine

September 10, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. So, Linkin Park dropped a new single recently called The Emptiness Machine and apparently decided to fill Chester’s shoes with a new singer–Emily Armstrong–who’s all about…

Hot Takes Pissing Contests

Hot Take: The Minnesota Renaissance Festival is Way Better than the Minnesota State Fair

September 9, 2024

Reading Time: 4 minutes. I’m not sure if this is a pissing contest but I’m making it one! Ah, Minnesota, land of 10,000 lakes, passive-aggressive politeness, and two grand events…

Movie Reviews

Reunion (2024)

September 9, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. 2 out of 5 stars. The other night, I was desperate for a comedy, so I decided to give this one a shot. It’s set at…

Biased Political Bullshit

Some people aren’t gonna fucking like this

September 8, 2024

Reading Time: < 1 minute. For the rest of my life I’ll never understand how the Orange Man (that’s right, I don’t dignify him with his name) convinced so many…

Movie Reviews

The Fall Guy (2024)

August 15, 2024

Reading Time: < 1 minute. 3 out of 5 stars. The Fall Guy was a pretty fun movie! A stuntman, played by Ryan Gosling, fresh off a career face-plant, is…

Look Ma, I Rode An Airplane!

Which states I’ve graced with my glorious presence

August 15, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. I burned some time playing with this mapping site to show where I’ve graced the states with my glorious presence in one way or another. Here’s…

Beer Reviews

Bricksworth “A Thousand Cuts”

August 3, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. 4.5 out of 5 Stars. I checked out Bricksworth Brewing in Burnsville this week. I kinda of came across it by accident. My son had a…

Preposterous Fictional Short Stories

The Rise and Fall (and Rise) of Justin Larson

August 2, 2024

Reading Time: 6 minutes. Justin Larson was the kind of kid who never quite fit in, literally or figuratively. By sixth grade, he had earned a reputation for being clumsy,…

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Monday Check-In

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Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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