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Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

Rants by Dustin
Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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Monday Check-In

Monday Morning Check-In: Fear of Revolving Doors

June 29, 2026
Preposterous Fictional Short Stories

Made Up Movie Backstories: BTTF Edition

June 25, 2026
Monday Check-In

Monday Check-In: Dog Walking

June 22, 2026
I Like Music Top 10s

My Top 10 Vinyl Grailz

June 18, 2026
Monday Check-In

Monday Check-In: New Wheels

June 15, 2026
Comics
Art Gallery
Movie Reviews
Music Reviews

Review of CMF2 by Corey Taylor

September 23, 2024

Reading Time: 3 minutes. 4 out of 5 stars. Corey Taylor’s CMF2 is a raw, yet refined showcase of his versatility and talent as both a songwriter and performer. For…

Movie Reviews

The Big Lebowski (1998)

September 22, 2024

Reading Time: 4 minutes. 5 out of 5 stars. The first time I watched The Big Lebowski, I was at a lake cabin sleepover with a couple of friends in…

Movie Reviews

My Girl (1991)

September 22, 2024

Reading Time: 3 minutes. 5 out of 5 stars. Traumatizing. I’m still not okay. Kind of a random movie to review, I know, but hear me out. It’s been years,…

Sticks, Balls, and Right Turns

I just hope everyone has fun

September 22, 2024

Reading Time: 6 minutes. I tried to take it easy this weekend. The past few weekends have been busy, and the upcoming weekends are going to be as well. So…

Preposterous Fictional Short Stories

Has anyone ever served party pizzas at an actual party?

September 21, 2024

Reading Time: 8 minutes. So there I was, standing in the frozen food aisle at the Rainbow Foods store in Uptown Minneapolis, staring at a towering stack of Totino’s Party…

Badass Recipes

Copycat Noodles & Co’s Penne Rosa with Parmesan Crusted Chicken

September 20, 2024

Reading Time: 4 minutes. A lot of the chain restaurants have gone wayyyyy downhill over the years (ahem, Chipotle) but Noodles & Co is still pretty solid. My favorite 2…

Deep Thoughts

80s and 90s TV commercial jingles that are still stuck in my head, haunting and torturing me decades later

September 17, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. I watched a ton of TV as a kid. I mean, an obscene amount. Back then, we didn’t have phones and tablets to fry our brains—nope,…

True Stories I Promise

Not all heroes wear capes

September 14, 2024

Reading Time: 4 minutes. Back when I was a shy, geeky little first grader, the chaotic school lunchroom on the first day of school was like a horror story for…

Deep Thoughts

Our brains are just darling, aren’t they?

September 11, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. Feeling drained or maybe even panicked like me over politics today? Brain can’t stop taking it all in even though there’s so much else to do?…

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    Rants by Dustin @rantsbydustin.bsky.social 5 days

    I blew up today and yelled and swore quite harshly at ChatGPT today. I’m under so much pressure to make it work and it just won’t work. Such a waste of time, so tired of it. Some of the context cropped.
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    Rochester MN lady lost in court over a detail the whole internet is missing the point of, acting like it’s some free speech issue when it isn’t that part she was charged over. They’re going to above and beyond donate hundreds of thousands to a racist moron while real needs in society are aplenty.
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    Rants by Dustin @rantsbydustin.bsky.social 4 weeks

    They want Mike Lindell… I get wanting political outsiders and populists because a bunch of dusty old lawyers has gotten old, but can we please at least not nominate career scam artists, crack heads, and blatant corrupt criminals in their place? I mean geez. This can’t be the best of the best.
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  • Monday Check-Ins @ 8am CST
  • Weekly Featured Post on Thursdays @ 8am CST (Sometimes paired with a podcast)
  • Beer or Movie Reviews usually on weekends
  • Other posts at random times

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Monday Check-In

Monday Morning Check-In: Fear of Revolving Doors

Preposterous Fictional Short Stories

Made Up Movie Backstories: BTTF Edition

Monday Check-In

Monday Check-In: Dog Walking

I Like Music Top 10s

My Top 10 Vinyl Grailz

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Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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