Only Reading the Headlines: Hide Your Pets Edition
Reading Time: 7 minutes. I’m kicking off my new blog series, ‘Only Reading the Headlines,’ with a special debate edition. Yes, I watched the whole thing, start to finish—one bathroom…
The Emptiness Machine
Reading Time: 2 minutes. So, Linkin Park dropped a new single recently called The Emptiness Machine and apparently decided to fill Chester’s shoes with a new singer–Emily Armstrong–who’s all about…
Hot Take: The Minnesota Renaissance Festival is Way Better than the Minnesota State Fair
Reading Time: 4 minutes. I’m not sure if this is a pissing contest but I’m making it one! Ah, Minnesota, land of 10,000 lakes, passive-aggressive politeness, and two grand events…
Reunion (2024)
Reading Time: 2 minutes. 2 out of 5 stars. The other night, I was desperate for a comedy, so I decided to give this one a shot. It’s set at…
Some people aren’t gonna fucking like this
Reading Time: < 1 minute. For the rest of my life I’ll never understand how the Orange Man (that’s right, I don’t dignify him with his name) convinced so many…
The Fall Guy (2024)
Reading Time: < 1 minute. 3 out of 5 stars. The Fall Guy was a pretty fun movie! A stuntman, played by Ryan Gosling, fresh off a career face-plant, is…
Which states I’ve graced with my glorious presence
Reading Time: 2 minutes. I burned some time playing with this mapping site to show where I’ve graced the states with my glorious presence in one way or another. Here’s…
Bricksworth “A Thousand Cuts”
Reading Time: 2 minutes. 4.5 out of 5 Stars. I checked out Bricksworth Brewing in Burnsville this week. I kinda of came across it by accident. My son had a…