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Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

Rants by Dustin
Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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Monday Check-In

Monday Morning Check-In: Fear of Revolving Doors

June 29, 2026
Preposterous Fictional Short Stories

Made Up Movie Backstories: BTTF Edition

June 25, 2026
Monday Check-In

Monday Check-In: Dog Walking

June 22, 2026
I Like Music Top 10s

My Top 10 Vinyl Grailz

June 18, 2026
Monday Check-In

Monday Check-In: New Wheels

June 15, 2026
Comics
Art Gallery
Movie Reviews
Biased Political Bullshit

The egg prices are too damn high

November 6, 2024

Reading Time: 5 minutes. So this is it? People really decided the price of eggs not going down since Covid was more important than their kids’ future, their grandkids’ future,…

Biased Political Bullshit

Where’s the October Surprise?

November 4, 2024

Reading Time: 4 minutes. So, there I was as this October came to a close, clinging to the edge of my seat and holding my breath, just waiting for this…

Biased Political Bullshit

It’s the economy, stupid

November 1, 2024

Reading Time: 4 minutes. One thing that has me sweating like a dollar-store hot dog in the microwave about this tight election is the economy. Sure, if you peek outside…

True Stories I Promise

Why I’m Retiring from the Fast Food Kitchen

October 31, 2024

Reading Time: 4 minutes. Picture this: last night, I became a volunteer fast food worker at an event…an order-fetcher, and all-around chaos coordinator in a kitchen making fried foods and…

Biased Political Bullshit

Working-Class Struggle during Corporate Prosperity while no one notices

October 30, 2024

Reading Time: 3 minutes. We’re living in a paradox. On one side, Corporate America, hand in hand with government interests, is setting record profits and basking in stock market highs.…

Movie Reviews

Civil War (2024) Review

October 2, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. 5 out of 5 stars. I had a good time watching this movie. It thrilled me. It kept me engaged. But it scared the shit out…

Deep Thoughts

Mental Health Day Needed

October 2, 2024

Reading Time: 3 minutes. I once naively thought that being a parent was going to be the hardest job in the world. I pictured sleepless nights, endless tantrums, and me,…

Preposterous Fictional Short Stories

Bro, Stop flexing so much

September 25, 2024

Reading Time: 10 minutes. Ethan had always been the skinny guy. The kind of guy girls saw and thought, “Aw, he’s sweet.” Sweet, of course, being code for “invisible.” He…

Preposterous Fictional Short Stories

Breaking the Minnesota Ice

September 23, 2024

Reading Time: 5 minutes. Jerry had been in Minnesota for a while now, trying to settle into his new life. On paper, it was perfect—good job, close to nature, and…

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    Rants by Dustin @rantsbydustin.bsky.social 6 days

    I blew up today and yelled and swore quite harshly at ChatGPT today. I’m under so much pressure to make it work and it just won’t work. Such a waste of time, so tired of it. Some of the context cropped.
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    Rants by Dustin @rantsbydustin.bsky.social 4 weeks

    Rochester MN lady lost in court over a detail the whole internet is missing the point of, acting like it’s some free speech issue when it isn’t that part she was charged over. They’re going to above and beyond donate hundreds of thousands to a racist moron while real needs in society are aplenty.
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    Rants by Dustin @rantsbydustin.bsky.social 4 weeks

    They want Mike Lindell… I get wanting political outsiders and populists because a bunch of dusty old lawyers has gotten old, but can we please at least not nominate career scam artists, crack heads, and blatant corrupt criminals in their place? I mean geez. This can’t be the best of the best.
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  • Monday Check-Ins @ 8am CST
  • Weekly Featured Post on Thursdays @ 8am CST (Sometimes paired with a podcast)
  • Beer or Movie Reviews usually on weekends
  • Other posts at random times

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Monday Check-In

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Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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