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Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

Rants by Dustin
Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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Monday Check-In

Monday Check-In: Dog Walking

June 22, 2026
I Like Music Top 10s

My Top 10 Vinyl Grailz

June 18, 2026
Monday Check-In

Monday Check-In: New Wheels

June 15, 2026
I Like Music Top 10s

Top 10 Debut Albums of All Time

June 5, 2026
Monday Check-In

Monday Check-In: Tug of War

June 1, 2026
Comics
Art Gallery
Movie Reviews
Biased Political Bullshit

It’s the economy, stupid

November 1, 2024

Reading Time: 4 minutes. One thing that has me sweating like a dollar-store hot dog in the microwave about this tight election is the economy. Sure, if you peek outside…

True Stories I Promise

Why I’m Retiring from the Fast Food Kitchen

October 31, 2024

Reading Time: 4 minutes. Picture this: last night, I became a volunteer fast food worker at an event…an order-fetcher, and all-around chaos coordinator in a kitchen making fried foods and…

Biased Political Bullshit

Working-Class Struggle during Corporate Prosperity while no one notices

October 30, 2024

Reading Time: 3 minutes. We’re living in a paradox. On one side, Corporate America, hand in hand with government interests, is setting record profits and basking in stock market highs.…

Movie Reviews

Civil War (2024) Review

October 2, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. 5 out of 5 stars. I had a good time watching this movie. It thrilled me. It kept me engaged. But it scared the shit out…

Deep Thoughts

Mental Health Day Needed

October 2, 2024

Reading Time: 3 minutes. I once naively thought that being a parent was going to be the hardest job in the world. I pictured sleepless nights, endless tantrums, and me,…

Preposterous Fictional Short Stories

Bro, Stop flexing so much

September 25, 2024

Reading Time: 10 minutes. Ethan had always been the skinny guy. The kind of guy girls saw and thought, “Aw, he’s sweet.” Sweet, of course, being code for “invisible.” He…

Preposterous Fictional Short Stories

Breaking the Minnesota Ice

September 23, 2024

Reading Time: 5 minutes. Jerry had been in Minnesota for a while now, trying to settle into his new life. On paper, it was perfect—good job, close to nature, and…

Music Reviews

Review of CMF2 by Corey Taylor

September 23, 2024

Reading Time: 3 minutes. 4 out of 5 stars. Corey Taylor’s CMF2 is a raw, yet refined showcase of his versatility and talent as both a songwriter and performer. For…

Movie Reviews

The Big Lebowski (1998)

September 22, 2024

Reading Time: 4 minutes. 5 out of 5 stars. The first time I watched The Big Lebowski, I was at a lake cabin sleepover with a couple of friends in…

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Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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