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Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

Rants by Dustin
Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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Monday Check-In

Monday Check-In: Dog Walking

June 22, 2026
I Like Music Top 10s

My Top 10 Vinyl Grailz

June 18, 2026
Monday Check-In

Monday Check-In: New Wheels

June 15, 2026
I Like Music Top 10s

Top 10 Debut Albums of All Time

June 5, 2026
Monday Check-In

Monday Check-In: Tug of War

June 1, 2026
Comics
Art Gallery
Movie Reviews
Biased Political Bullshit Deep Thoughts

I pose no threat

July 14, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. Details are starting to emerge about the guy who tried to assassinate Orange Man. And once again, it’s the ‘smart, quiet loner’. I hate it. That…

Biased Political Bullshit

This shit is still not normal

July 9, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. Oh, the media is just so concerned, aren’t they? For weeks, they’ve been hand-wringing about why one of the candidates should bow out. But wait—it’s not…

Hot Takes

Hot Takes 2024 Edition

June 9, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes.

Biased Political Bullshit

It’s the economy, stupid

May 24, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. What’s infuriating about the power economic news holds over elections is that the average Joe or Jane rarely sees the benefits of a so-called “good economy.”…

Deep Thoughts True Stories I Promise

The 80s were dark times

May 15, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. Bright neon colors everywhere be damned, the 80s were fucking dark. In the late ’80s – early ’90s, it felt like every news broadcast was on…

Movie Reviews

The Holdovers (2023)

April 21, 2024

Reading Time: < 1 minute. 4 out of 5 stars A curmudgeonly instructor at a New England school remains on campus during Christmas break. He soon forms an unlikely bond…

Deep Thoughts

Everything is not fine

April 17, 2024

Reading Time: < 1 minute. One of the strangest things during the pandemic was seeing all these LinkedIn posts where people were basically kissing the ass of the company that…

Groanworthy Dad Jokes

My hometown

February 10, 2024

Reading Time: < 1 minute. Is so small, I don’t ever have to use my turn signal when I’m driving, because everyone knows where I’m going!

Groanworthy Dad Jokes

I didn’t recognize my son on his fourth birthday

January 28, 2024

Reading Time: < 1 minute. Because I had never seen him be four.

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Top 10 Debut Albums of All Time

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Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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