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Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

Rants by Dustin
Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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Monday Check-In

Monday Morning Check-In: Snowed In

March 16, 2026
Hot Takes

In My Objective Opinion

March 12, 2026
Monday Check-In

Monday Check-In: On A Taco Tuesday

March 10, 2026
Movie Reviews Top 10s

Top 10 Cheesy 80s Movies from an Andrew McCarthy fanboy

March 5, 2026
Biased Political Bullshit

So…why did Trump tear up the Iran nuclear agreement again?

March 4, 2026
Comics
Art Gallery
Movie Reviews
Sticks, Balls, and Right Turns

Facebook, Bullying, and So-Called Adults

April 28, 2025

Reading Time: 2 minutes. The other day, I found myself scrolling through the cesspool that is Facebook — a place that somehow manages to blend distant relatives’ political rants with…

Hot Takes

Apparently there’s a new color called Olo

April 24, 2025

Reading Time: 3 minutes. I'm intrigued, but also very much raising an eyebrow about this new Olo color, referred to as a super saturated hue of teal

Hot Takes

I Bit My Tongue When… Some Todd Said He Hates The Office

April 23, 2025

Reading Time: 4 minutes. Popularity is proof that a lot of people found value in something. And that’s worth some respect, even if you’re not one of them.

Biased Political Bullshit

Slurs Republicans Use Repetitively to Change Their Meaning and Program People

March 1, 2025

Reading Time: 8 minutes. There's a handful of words that get tossed around like emotional hand grenades, meant to make things sound worse than they are, or to make something…

Preposterous Fictional Short Stories

Don’t Ever Do Spec Work, Kitties

March 1, 2025

Reading Time: 5 minutes. Fresh out of design school, Ezra was eager, talented, and—most dangerously—trusting. He saw freelance work as a golden ticket, a way to craft a name for…

Biased Political Bullshit

Could Teflon Don aka The Little Horn actually be the anti-christ?

February 22, 2025

Reading Time: 16 minutes. The idea of the Antichrist first popped up in the Letters of John in the Bible, where he’s described as a major enemy of Christ. Later…

Biased Political Bullshit

Why Did We Stop Talking About How Weird Republicans Are?

February 13, 2025

Reading Time: 4 minutes. Remember when it was a thing—pointing out how weird Republicans can be? For a fleeting moment, it was trendy to call out their bizarre obsessions and…

Comics

Distractions at Work

January 26, 2025

Reading Time: 2 minutes. Logie Bogie, a cat in a human world, is at work seated at a round table with two humans in an office meeting. A pie chart…

Badass Recipes

Fancy Garlic & Wine Mushroom Pasta

January 25, 2025

Reading Time: 2 minutes. Here’s an easy, no-nonsense pasta dish that’s so fancy you might feel obligated to light a candle and pretend you know something about wine pairings. It’s…

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And doesn't he know you can say fuck on the internet? Opinions on this blog are my own. This blog is not affiliated with any company or organization. So go away, lawyer nerds.

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Monday Check-In

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Hot Takes

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Movie Reviews Top 10s

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Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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