Hot Takes November 2025 Edition
Reading Time: 4 minutes. Why are people giving out full-sized candy bars on Halloween? What are you trying to prove — that you’ve “made it”? Nobody’s impressed, Jeff, we just…
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Target’s DEI Announcement: Who Thought This Was a Good Idea?
Reading Time: 5 minutes. I could not be more baffled by Target’s decision to put out a press release announcing they’re done with diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) programs—like it’s…
Logie Goes on a Target Run!
Reading Time: 2 minutes. Episode 1. 12/28/2024. Logie Bogie, an anthropomorphic Siamese cat navigating a world dominated by dogs and humans, sits in his car, stuck in a seemingly endless…
Excuse Me For Shopping
Reading Time: 3 minutes. Dear Target, I’m genuinely starting to forget why I ever liked you more than Wal-Mart. Seriously, what was it? The red aesthetic? The slightly less depressing…