Logie Goes on a Target Run!
Reading Time: 2 minutes. Episode 1. 12/28/2024. Logie Bogie, an anthropomorphic Siamese cat navigating a world dominated by dogs and humans, sits in his car, stuck in a seemingly endless…
Are people taking Spotify for granted?
Reading Time: 4 minutes. Every year, like clockwork, Reddit fills up with complaints about Spotify. “It’s too expensive!” “My Wrapped wasn’t cool enough!” Really? Are you serious? Do you have…
Is Back to the Future (1985) Overrated?
Reading Time: 4 minutes. Let’s talk about Back to the Future, shall we? Oh, you mean that 1985 classic everyone loves to gush over? Yeah, I’ve got some things to…
Last night my wife and I watched three movies back to back
Reading Time: < 1 minute. Good thing I was the one facing the TV.
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989)
Reading Time: 4 minutes. With it being Christmas Eve and I having nothing else to write about, I thought I’d review a classic holiday movie: National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation. It’s…
Top 10 meals that are great as leftovers
Reading Time: 6 minutes. 10. Sloppy Joes Let’s start with the obvious: anything drenched in tomato sauce is basically the superhero of leftovers. Tomato sauce in the fridge doesn’t just…
Excuse Me For Shopping
Reading Time: 3 minutes. Dear Target, I’m genuinely starting to forget why I ever liked you more than Wal-Mart. Seriously, what was it? The red aesthetic? The slightly less depressing…
A letter to my neighbor
Reading Time: 3 minutes. Oh, hey there, neighbor! I see you’ve got that Confederate battle flag proudly flapping off your wood deck in the backyard—right here in southern Minnesota. Maybe…
Nazi punks fuck off
Reading Time: 3 minutes. I’ve been playing a lot of protest songs the past couple days—I guess I just need righteous noise to drown out my angry thoughts about the…