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Rants by Dustin
Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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I Bit My Tongue When… Some Todd Said He Hates The Office

April 23, 2025

Reading Time: 4 minutes. Popularity is proof that a lot of people found value in something. And that’s worth some respect, even if you’re not one of them.

Biased Political Bullshit

Slurs Republicans Use Repetitively to Change Their Meaning and Program People

March 1, 2025

Reading Time: 8 minutes. There's a handful of words that get tossed around like emotional hand grenades, meant to make things sound worse than they are, or to make something…

Preposterous Fictional Short Stories

Don’t Ever Do Spec Work, Kitties

March 1, 2025

Reading Time: 5 minutes. Fresh out of design school, Ezra was eager, talented, and—most dangerously—trusting. He saw freelance work as a golden ticket, a way to craft a name for…

Biased Political Bullshit

Could Teflon Don aka The Little Horn actually be the anti-christ?

February 22, 2025

Reading Time: 16 minutes. The idea of the Antichrist first popped up in the Letters of John in the Bible, where he’s described as a major enemy of Christ. Later…

Biased Political Bullshit

Why Did We Stop Talking About How Weird Republicans Are?

February 13, 2025

Reading Time: 4 minutes. Remember when it was a thing—pointing out how weird Republicans can be? For a fleeting moment, it was trendy to call out their bizarre obsessions and…

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Distractions at Work

January 26, 2025

Reading Time: 2 minutes. Logie Bogie, a cat in a human world, is at work seated at a round table with two humans in an office meeting. A pie chart…

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Fancy Garlic & Wine Mushroom Pasta

January 25, 2025

Reading Time: 2 minutes. Here’s an easy, no-nonsense pasta dish that’s so fancy you might feel obligated to light a candle and pretend you know something about wine pairings. It’s…

True Stories I Promise

Late January Sun Reflection

January 25, 2025

Reading Time: 4 minutes. I don’t like the late January sun in Minnesota. Shocking, I know. Who wouldn’t love being blinded by a low-hanging death star while the snow mocks…

Biased Political Bullshit

Target’s DEI Announcement: Who Thought This Was a Good Idea?

January 25, 2025

Reading Time: 5 minutes. I could not be more baffled by Target’s decision to put out a press release announcing they’re done with diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) programs—like it’s…

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