The Heavy Metal Cowboy
Reading Time: 16 minutes. Fence Lines and False Prophets The old cowboys gathered along the fence every morning like it was church and none of them had ever missed a…
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Reading Time: 16 minutes. Fence Lines and False Prophets The old cowboys gathered along the fence every morning like it was church and none of them had ever missed a…
Reading Time: 7 minutes. Spotify called it a wrap on 2025 a few days after Turkey Day, so I figured I’d do the same—just halfway through December, fashionably late as…
Reading Time: 3 minutes. My Rating is a 95 (A) I spent a quiet December Saturday settling in for one of the year’s most talked-about films, One Thing After Another.…
Reading Time: 3 minutes. This story about the DOD wanting to cut all ties with Scouting actually makes my blood boil — and most of you can probably guess why,…
Reading Time: 7 minutes. Well, I guess that old saying about the Chicago Bears not being the “same old Bears” might actually apply this year. I know, I know—every time…
Reading Time: 2 minutes. It’s always a good reminder during the first major Minnesota snowfall that half the state doesn’t know how to drive and the other half has a…
Reading Time: 8 minutes. Rock has evolved through countless eras and subgenres, but one constant has been the women who redefine its boundaries. These ten artists didn’t just join rock-oriented…
Reading Time: 18 minutes. Cars have never just been cars to me. They’re time machines, therapy sessions, and occasionally, expensive daydreams I can’t afford.
Reading Time: 3 minutes. The man appeared on a Tuesday. Not in a puff of smoke or crack of thunder—just appeared—standing bewildered in the middle of a suburban intersection in…