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Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

Rants by Dustin
Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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Monday Check-In

Monday Morning Check-In: Snowed In

March 16, 2026
Hot Takes

In My Objective Opinion

March 12, 2026
Monday Check-In

Monday Check-In: On A Taco Tuesday

March 10, 2026
Movie Reviews Top 10s

Top 10 Cheesy 80s Movies from an Andrew McCarthy fanboy

March 5, 2026
Biased Political Bullshit

So…why did Trump tear up the Iran nuclear agreement again?

March 4, 2026
Comics
Art Gallery
Movie Reviews
True Stories I Promise

Finger Lickin Good Customer Service

May 9, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutes. There was an elderly lady who would call me almost every day at the bank’s call center where I worked in customer service. She was living…

Biased Political Bullshit

Liar Liar, Pants on Fire

April 5, 2019

Reading Time: < 1 minute. ”We need a small and limited government!” ”We need a small and limited government, I don’t want Uncle Sam meddling in by personal affairs!” ”Pull…

Biased Political Bullshit Pissing Contests Sticks, Balls, and Right Turns

Sports Star Proves What An Asshole He Still Is

November 21, 2018

Reading Time: < 1 minute. Yeah, yeah, full disclosure I’m a Bears fan but this clown is probably one of the main reasons why I so strongly support a divisional…

Deep Thoughts

Cookies!

August 1, 2018

Reading Time: < 1 minute. When I was a kid, I viewed the cookie monster as a fun, crazy monster who loved cookies just like me. Now I see him…

True Stories I Promise

Dollar Store Hot Dogs

January 13, 2018

Reading Time: 2 minutes. I got some hot dogs at the dollar store one time. They made sparks in the microwave. So, there I was, cruising the aisles of the…

Unimportant Personal Note

Here’s what kind of week it’s been

July 30, 2003

Reading Time: 3 minutes. Here’s what kind of week it’s been: one day I get court papers in the mail notifying me that i’m being sued for $5,800, the next…

Unimportant Personal Note

Well once again I was stranded due to a car

July 23, 2003

Reading Time: 3 minutes. This instance I can’t really blame on the car though, it was just a broken belt. So my first reaction when I realized Lizzie wasn’t answering…

Unimportant Personal Note

Well the last week can be summed up as boring

July 21, 2003

Reading Time: 6 minutes. …which is mostly why this message has been delayed. I had a birthday, Liz had a birthday, but we didn’t do anything special. But I have…

Unimportant Personal Note

Well glad to say that it’s cooling off out there

July 8, 2003

Reading Time: 2 minutes. …so going outside is bearable, and my illnesses are pretty much gone. No more painful cough. No more everything else. I have a much needed 3-day…

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Monday Check-In

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Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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