Our brains are just darling, aren’t they?
Reading Time: 2 minutes. Feeling drained or maybe even panicked like me over politics today? Brain can’t stop taking it all in even though there’s so much else to do?…
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Reading Time: 2 minutes. Feeling drained or maybe even panicked like me over politics today? Brain can’t stop taking it all in even though there’s so much else to do?…
Reading Time: 7 minutes. I’m kicking off my new blog series, ‘Only Reading the Headlines,’ with a special debate edition. Yes, I watched the whole thing, start to finish—one bathroom…
Reading Time: 4 minutes. I’m not sure if this is a pissing contest but I’m making it one! Ah, Minnesota, land of 10,000 lakes, passive-aggressive politeness, and two grand events…
Reading Time: < 1 minute. For the rest of my life I’ll never understand how the Orange Man (that’s right, I don’t dignify him with his name) convinced so many…
Reading Time: 2 minutes. Details are starting to emerge about the guy who tried to assassinate Orange Man. And once again, it’s the ‘smart, quiet loner’. I hate it. That…
Reading Time: 2 minutes. Oh, the media is just so concerned, aren’t they? For weeks, they’ve been hand-wringing about why one of the candidates should bow out. But wait—it’s not…
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Reading Time: 2 minutes. What’s infuriating about the power economic news holds over elections is that the average Joe or Jane rarely sees the benefits of a so-called “good economy.”…
Reading Time: 2 minutes. Bright neon colors everywhere be damned, the 80s were fucking dark. In the late ’80s – early ’90s, it felt like every news broadcast was on…