I need to go for a drive. A long, solitary drive. Maybe forever.
Reading Time: 2 minutes. So, my wife, two kids, and I made the trek up to my mom’s house for the weekend. It was one of those trips where you…
Bring back the pit stops in racing video games
Reading Time: 3 minutes. Every time someone says, “I’m such a nerd! We should totally hang out!” I get all hyped, thinking we’ll vibe over shared geekiness. Then reality hits:…
Hot Takes 2023 Edition
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Shittiest Pissing Match I’ve Ever Heard Of
Reading Time: 2 minutes. So, as a guy, I’m diving into one of the most gloriously petty squabbles I’ve ever witnessed, typically reserved for women. Let’s get real, ladies: stop…
Not ready for the internet
Reading Time: 3 minutes. Remember those dreaded research papers we all had to do in school? You know, the ones that had you scrambling through library stacks, highlighter in hand,…
Shrimp New Orleans
Reading Time: 3 minutes. I had to hunt for and tweak some recipes online to make Bubba Gump Shrimp’s Shrimp New Orleans. I got it down pretty good, it’s all…
Asian Honey Chicken
Reading Time: 2 minutes. This is one of my favorites. Yep, that’s all I have to say. No long fucking story to scroll through. Just make it, trust me. Ingredients…
Instant Pot Beef Stroganoff
Reading Time: 2 minutes. Lots of people do their pot roasts and soups and what-not and sleep on beef stroganoff. This recipe is badass. Chuck roast is amazing. Ingredients Preparation