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Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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The Heavy Metal Cowboy

December 17, 2025
I Like Music Music Reviews

2025 Music Review & what’s Fred Durst’s beef with Morgan Wallen?

December 16, 2025
Movie Reviews

One Battle After Another (2025) Review

December 7, 2025
Biased Political Bullshit

There is nothing a Boy Scout can’t or shouldn’t do in front of a Girl Scout.

November 28, 2025
Sticks, Balls, and Right Turns

My Doctor said my blood pressure is improving–Thanks Caleb Williams!

November 28, 2025
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The Rise and Fall (and Rise) of Justin Larson

August 2, 2024

Reading Time: 6 minutes. Justin Larson was the kind of kid who never quite fit in, literally or figuratively. By sixth grade, he had earned a reputation for being clumsy,…

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Ohio Players (2024)

August 1, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. 5 out of 5 stars. The Black Keys dropped Ohio Players back in April, and it has completely dominated my 2024 soundtrack. From the first listen,…

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Sharp-Dressed Man

July 20, 2024

Reading Time: < 1 minute. What’s something obvious about a sharply dressed man? His mom or wife are really good at picking out clothes!

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I pose no threat

July 14, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. Details are starting to emerge about the guy who tried to assassinate Orange Man. And once again, it’s the ‘smart, quiet loner’. I hate it. That…

Biased Political Bullshit

This shit is still not normal

July 9, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. Oh, the media is just so concerned, aren’t they? For weeks, they’ve been hand-wringing about why one of the candidates should bow out. But wait—it’s not…

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Hot Takes 2024 Edition

June 9, 2024

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Biased Political Bullshit

It’s the economy, stupid

May 24, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. What’s infuriating about the power economic news holds over elections is that the average Joe or Jane rarely sees the benefits of a so-called “good economy.”…

Deep Thoughts True Stories I Promise

The 80s were dark times

May 15, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. Bright neon colors everywhere be damned, the 80s were fucking dark. In the late ’80s – early ’90s, it felt like every news broadcast was on…

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The Holdovers (2023)

April 21, 2024

Reading Time: < 1 minute. 4 out of 5 stars A curmudgeonly instructor at a New England school remains on campus during Christmas break. He soon forms an unlikely bond…

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