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Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

Rants by Dustin
Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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Just my dawg

February 24, 2026
Monday Check-In

Monday Check-In: Pinewood Derby Champion

February 23, 2026
Biased Political Bullshit

How Ancient Propaganda Got Wi-Fi and Broke Everyone’s Brain

February 19, 2026
I Like Music Music Reviews

Album Review: A.R.S.O.N. by Story of the Year

February 17, 2026
Monday Check-In

Monday Morning Check-In: Disconnection

February 16, 2026
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Deep Thoughts

Mental Health Day Needed

October 2, 2024

Reading Time: 3 minutes. I once naively thought that being a parent was going to be the hardest job in the world. I pictured sleepless nights, endless tantrums, and me,…

Preposterous Fictional Short Stories

Bro, Stop flexing so much

September 25, 2024

Reading Time: 10 minutes. Ethan had always been the skinny guy. The kind of guy girls saw and thought, “Aw, he’s sweet.” Sweet, of course, being code for “invisible.” He…

Preposterous Fictional Short Stories

Breaking the Minnesota Ice

September 23, 2024

Reading Time: 5 minutes. Jerry had been in Minnesota for a while now, trying to settle into his new life. On paper, it was perfect—good job, close to nature, and…

Music Reviews

Review of CMF2 by Corey Taylor

September 23, 2024

Reading Time: 3 minutes. 4 out of 5 stars. Corey Taylor’s CMF2 is a raw, yet refined showcase of his versatility and talent as both a songwriter and performer. For…

Movie Reviews

The Big Lebowski (1998)

September 22, 2024

Reading Time: 4 minutes. 5 out of 5 stars. The first time I watched The Big Lebowski, I was at a lake cabin sleepover with a couple of friends in…

Movie Reviews

My Girl (1991)

September 22, 2024

Reading Time: 3 minutes. 5 out of 5 stars. Traumatizing. I’m still not okay. Kind of a random movie to review, I know, but hear me out. It’s been years,…

Sticks, Balls, and Right Turns

I just hope everyone has fun

September 22, 2024

Reading Time: 6 minutes. I tried to take it easy this weekend. The past few weekends have been busy, and the upcoming weekends are going to be as well. So…

Preposterous Fictional Short Stories

Has anyone ever served party pizzas at an actual party?

September 21, 2024

Reading Time: 8 minutes. So there I was, standing in the frozen food aisle at the Rainbow Foods store in Uptown Minneapolis, staring at a towering stack of Totino’s Party…

Badass Recipes

Copycat Noodles & Co’s Penne Rosa with Parmesan Crusted Chicken

September 20, 2024

Reading Time: 4 minutes. A lot of the chain restaurants have gone wayyyyy downhill over the years (ahem, Chipotle) but Noodles & Co is still pretty solid. My favorite 2…

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Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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