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Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

Rants by Dustin
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Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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The Big Lebowski (1998)

September 22, 2024

Reading Time: 4 minutes. 5 out of 5 stars. The first time I watched The Big Lebowski, I was at a lake cabin sleepover with a couple of friends in…

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My Girl (1991)

September 22, 2024

Reading Time: 3 minutes. 5 out of 5 stars. Traumatizing. I’m still not okay. Kind of a random movie to review, I know, but hear me out. It’s been years,…

Sticks, Balls, and Right Turns

I just hope everyone has fun

September 22, 2024

Reading Time: 6 minutes. I tried to take it easy this weekend. The past few weekends have been busy, and the upcoming weekends are going to be as well. So…

Preposterous Fictional Short Stories

Has anyone ever served party pizzas at an actual party?

September 21, 2024

Reading Time: 8 minutes. So there I was, standing in the frozen food aisle at the Rainbow Foods store in Uptown Minneapolis, staring at a towering stack of Totino’s Party…

Badass Recipes

Copycat Noodles & Co’s Penne Rosa with Parmesan Crusted Chicken

September 20, 2024

Reading Time: 4 minutes. A lot of the chain restaurants have gone wayyyyy downhill over the years (ahem, Chipotle) but Noodles & Co is still pretty solid. My favorite 2…

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80s and 90s TV commercial jingles that are still stuck in my head, haunting and torturing me decades later

September 17, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. I watched a ton of TV as a kid. I mean, an obscene amount. Back then, we didn’t have phones and tablets to fry our brains—nope,…

True Stories I Promise

Not all heroes wear capes

September 14, 2024

Reading Time: 4 minutes. Back when I was a shy, geeky little first grader, the chaotic school lunchroom on the first day of school was like a horror story for…

Deep Thoughts

Our brains are just darling, aren’t they?

September 11, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. Feeling drained or maybe even panicked like me over politics today? Brain can’t stop taking it all in even though there’s so much else to do?…

Biased Political Bullshit

Only Reading the Headlines: Hide Your Pets Edition

September 11, 2024

Reading Time: 7 minutes. I’m kicking off my new blog series, ‘Only Reading the Headlines,’ with a special debate edition. Yes, I watched the whole thing, start to finish—one bathroom…

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