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Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

Rants by Dustin
Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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January 26, 2026
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January 24, 2026
Beer Reviews

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January 23, 2026
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My Favorite Beer

January 23, 2026
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Biased Political Bullshit

Where’s the October Surprise?

November 4, 2024

Reading Time: 4 minutes. So, there I was as this October came to a close, clinging to the edge of my seat and holding my breath, just waiting for this…

Biased Political Bullshit

It’s the economy, stupid

November 1, 2024

Reading Time: 4 minutes. One thing that has me sweating like a dollar-store hot dog in the microwave about this tight election is the economy. Sure, if you peek outside…

True Stories I Promise

Why I’m Retiring from the Fast Food Kitchen

October 31, 2024

Reading Time: 4 minutes. Picture this: last night, I became a volunteer fast food worker at an event…an order-fetcher, and all-around chaos coordinator in a kitchen making fried foods and…

Biased Political Bullshit

Working-Class Struggle during Corporate Prosperity while no one notices

October 30, 2024

Reading Time: 3 minutes. We’re living in a paradox. On one side, Corporate America, hand in hand with government interests, is setting record profits and basking in stock market highs.…

Movie Reviews

Civil War (2024) Review

October 2, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. 5 out of 5 stars. I had a good time watching this movie. It thrilled me. It kept me engaged. But it scared the shit out…

Deep Thoughts

Mental Health Day Needed

October 2, 2024

Reading Time: 3 minutes. I once naively thought that being a parent was going to be the hardest job in the world. I pictured sleepless nights, endless tantrums, and me,…

Preposterous Fictional Short Stories

Bro, Stop flexing so much

September 25, 2024

Reading Time: 10 minutes. Ethan had always been the skinny guy. The kind of guy girls saw and thought, “Aw, he’s sweet.” Sweet, of course, being code for “invisible.” He…

Preposterous Fictional Short Stories

Breaking the Minnesota Ice

September 23, 2024

Reading Time: 5 minutes. Jerry had been in Minnesota for a while now, trying to settle into his new life. On paper, it was perfect—good job, close to nature, and…

Music Reviews

Review of CMF2 by Corey Taylor

September 23, 2024

Reading Time: 3 minutes. 4 out of 5 stars. Corey Taylor’s CMF2 is a raw, yet refined showcase of his versatility and talent as both a songwriter and performer. For…

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Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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