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Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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Which states I’ve graced with my glorious presence

August 15, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. I burned some time playing with this mapping site to show where I’ve graced the states with my glorious presence in one way or another. Here’s…

Beer Reviews

Bricksworth “A Thousand Cuts”

August 3, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. 4.5 out of 5 Stars. I checked out Bricksworth Brewing in Burnsville this week. I kinda of came across it by accident. My son had a…

Preposterous Fictional Short Stories

The Rise and Fall (and Rise) of Justin Larson

August 2, 2024

Reading Time: 6 minutes. Justin Larson was the kind of kid who never quite fit in, literally or figuratively. By sixth grade, he had earned a reputation for being clumsy,…

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Ohio Players (2024)

August 1, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. 5 out of 5 stars. The Black Keys dropped Ohio Players back in April, and it has completely dominated my 2024 soundtrack. From the first listen,…

Groanworthy Dad Jokes

Sharp-Dressed Man

July 20, 2024

Reading Time: < 1 minute. What’s something obvious about a sharply dressed man? His mom or wife are really good at picking out clothes!

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I pose no threat

July 14, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. Details are starting to emerge about the guy who tried to assassinate Orange Man. And once again, it’s the ‘smart, quiet loner’. I hate it. That…

Biased Political Bullshit

This shit is still not normal

July 9, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. Oh, the media is just so concerned, aren’t they? For weeks, they’ve been hand-wringing about why one of the candidates should bow out. But wait—it’s not…

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Hot Takes 2024 Edition

June 9, 2024

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It’s the economy, stupid

May 24, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. What’s infuriating about the power economic news holds over elections is that the average Joe or Jane rarely sees the benefits of a so-called “good economy.”…

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