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Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

Rants by Dustin
Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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Why We See the Same Videos So Differently

January 26, 2026
Biased Political Bullshit Editorial Cartoon

Are you listening?

January 26, 2026
Biased Political Bullshit

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January 24, 2026
Beer Reviews

Beer Review: Brouwerij West Picnic Lightning

January 23, 2026
Beer Reviews

My Favorite Beer

January 23, 2026
Comics
Art Gallery
Movie Reviews
Biased Political Bullshit Pissing Contests Sticks, Balls, and Right Turns

Sports Star Proves What An Asshole He Still Is

November 21, 2018

Reading Time: < 1 minute. Yeah, yeah, full disclosure I’m a Bears fan but this clown is probably one of the main reasons why I so strongly support a divisional…

Deep Thoughts

Cookies!

August 1, 2018

Reading Time: < 1 minute. When I was a kid, I viewed the cookie monster as a fun, crazy monster who loved cookies just like me. Now I see him…

True Stories I Promise

Dollar Store Hot Dogs

January 13, 2018

Reading Time: 2 minutes. I got some hot dogs at the dollar store one time. They made sparks in the microwave. So, there I was, cruising the aisles of the…

Unimportant Personal Note

Here’s what kind of week it’s been

July 30, 2003

Reading Time: 3 minutes. Here’s what kind of week it’s been: one day I get court papers in the mail notifying me that i’m being sued for $5,800, the next…

Unimportant Personal Note

Well once again I was stranded due to a car

July 23, 2003

Reading Time: 3 minutes. This instance I can’t really blame on the car though, it was just a broken belt. So my first reaction when I realized Lizzie wasn’t answering…

Unimportant Personal Note

Well the last week can be summed up as boring

July 21, 2003

Reading Time: 6 minutes. …which is mostly why this message has been delayed. I had a birthday, Liz had a birthday, but we didn’t do anything special. But I have…

Unimportant Personal Note

Well glad to say that it’s cooling off out there

July 8, 2003

Reading Time: 2 minutes. …so going outside is bearable, and my illnesses are pretty much gone. No more painful cough. No more everything else. I have a much needed 3-day…

Unimportant Personal Note

July already?

July 2, 2003

Reading Time: 4 minutes. Where did June go? Happy Fourth of July to you all. This is my favorite month of the year so i’m excited. I’m afraid I won’t…

Unimportant Personal Note

Hello, Folks. Classes are finally over for a bit.

June 26, 2003

Reading Time: 4 minutes. I just got back from a short trip to North Dakota. I had to renew my driver’s license. I was a little worried I wouldn’t pass…

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Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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