My Top 20 Video Games from the NES Era
Reading Time: 8 minutes. 20. Metroid (Side-Scroller) – rented itA moody sci-fi exploration game where bounty hunter Samus Aran searches the labyrinth planet Zebes for the dangerous Metroid organisms, which…
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Reading Time: 8 minutes. 20. Metroid (Side-Scroller) – rented itA moody sci-fi exploration game where bounty hunter Samus Aran searches the labyrinth planet Zebes for the dangerous Metroid organisms, which…
Reading Time: 7 minutes. A few years ago, I tried Fortnite exactly once. I say “tried” because “played” would imply some level of competence, strategy, or dignity. None of those…
Reading Time: 3 minutes. Every time someone says, “I’m such a nerd! We should totally hang out!” I get all hyped, thinking we’ll vibe over shared geekiness. Then reality hits:…