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Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

Rants by Dustin
Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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Just my dawg

February 24, 2026
Monday Check-In

Monday Check-In: Pinewood Derby Champion

February 23, 2026
Biased Political Bullshit

How Ancient Propaganda Got Wi-Fi and Broke Everyone’s Brain

February 19, 2026
I Like Music Music Reviews

Album Review: A.R.S.O.N. by Story of the Year

February 17, 2026
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Monday Morning Check-In: Disconnection

February 16, 2026
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Excuse Me For Shopping

November 21, 2024

Reading Time: 3 minutes. Dear Target, I’m genuinely starting to forget why I ever liked you more than Wal-Mart. Seriously, what was it? The red aesthetic? The slightly less depressing…

Biased Political Bullshit

A letter to my neighbor

November 8, 2024

Reading Time: 3 minutes. Oh, hey there, neighbor! I see you’ve got that Confederate battle flag proudly flapping off your wood deck in the backyard—right here in southern Minnesota. Maybe…

Biased Political Bullshit I Like Music

Nazi punks fuck off

November 7, 2024

Reading Time: 3 minutes. I’ve been playing a lot of protest songs the past couple days—I guess I just need righteous noise to drown out my angry thoughts about the…

Biased Political Bullshit

The egg prices are too damn high

November 6, 2024

Reading Time: 5 minutes. So this is it? People really decided the price of eggs not going down since Covid was more important than their kids’ future, their grandkids’ future,…

Biased Political Bullshit

Where’s the October Surprise?

November 4, 2024

Reading Time: 4 minutes. So, there I was as this October came to a close, clinging to the edge of my seat and holding my breath, just waiting for this…

Biased Political Bullshit

It’s the economy, stupid

November 1, 2024

Reading Time: 4 minutes. One thing that has me sweating like a dollar-store hot dog in the microwave about this tight election is the economy. Sure, if you peek outside…

True Stories I Promise

Why I’m Retiring from the Fast Food Kitchen

October 31, 2024

Reading Time: 4 minutes. Picture this: last night, I became a volunteer fast food worker at an event…an order-fetcher, and all-around chaos coordinator in a kitchen making fried foods and…

Biased Political Bullshit

Working-Class Struggle during Corporate Prosperity while no one notices

October 30, 2024

Reading Time: 3 minutes. We’re living in a paradox. On one side, Corporate America, hand in hand with government interests, is setting record profits and basking in stock market highs.…

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Civil War (2024) Review

October 2, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. 5 out of 5 stars. I had a good time watching this movie. It thrilled me. It kept me engaged. But it scared the shit out…

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Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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