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Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

Rants by Dustin
Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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Monday Check-In

Monday Morning Check-In: Snowed In

March 16, 2026
Hot Takes

In My Objective Opinion

March 12, 2026
Monday Check-In

Monday Check-In: On A Taco Tuesday

March 10, 2026
Movie Reviews Top 10s

Top 10 Cheesy 80s Movies from an Andrew McCarthy fanboy

March 5, 2026
Biased Political Bullshit

So…why did Trump tear up the Iran nuclear agreement again?

March 4, 2026
Comics
Art Gallery
Movie Reviews
Comics

Back In My Day, Kitties…

December 29, 2024

Reading Time: < 1 minute. Episode 2. 12/29/2024. ..We Paid $20 for Who Let the Dogs Out and 11 other songs. Throwback to the 90s when our feline friend Logie…

Comics

Logie Goes on a Target Run!

December 28, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. Episode 1. 12/28/2024. Logie Bogie, an anthropomorphic Siamese cat navigating a world dominated by dogs and humans, sits in his car, stuck in a seemingly endless…

Hot Takes

Are people taking Spotify for granted?

December 27, 2024

Reading Time: 4 minutes. Every year, like clockwork, Reddit fills up with complaints about Spotify. “It’s too expensive!” “My Wrapped wasn’t cool enough!” Really? Are you serious? Do you have…

Movie Reviews

Is Back to the Future (1985) Overrated?

December 26, 2024

Reading Time: 4 minutes. Let’s talk about Back to the Future, shall we? Oh, you mean that 1985 classic everyone loves to gush over? Yeah, I’ve got some things to…

Groanworthy Dad Jokes

Last night my wife and I watched three movies back to back

December 26, 2024

Reading Time: < 1 minute. Good thing I was the one facing the TV.

Movie Reviews

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989)

December 24, 2024

Reading Time: 4 minutes. With it being Christmas Eve and I having nothing else to write about, I thought I’d review a classic holiday movie: National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation. It’s…

Badass Recipes Hot Takes

Top 10 meals that are great as leftovers

December 22, 2024

Reading Time: 6 minutes. 10. Sloppy Joes Let’s start with the obvious: anything drenched in tomato sauce is basically the superhero of leftovers. Tomato sauce in the fridge doesn’t just…

Deep Thoughts

Excuse Me For Shopping

November 21, 2024

Reading Time: 3 minutes. Dear Target, I’m genuinely starting to forget why I ever liked you more than Wal-Mart. Seriously, what was it? The red aesthetic? The slightly less depressing…

Biased Political Bullshit

A letter to my neighbor

November 8, 2024

Reading Time: 3 minutes. Oh, hey there, neighbor! I see you’ve got that Confederate battle flag proudly flapping off your wood deck in the backyard—right here in southern Minnesota. Maybe…

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Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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