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Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

Rants by Dustin
Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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Monday Check-In

Monday Morning Check-In: Snowed In

March 16, 2026
Hot Takes

In My Objective Opinion

March 12, 2026
Monday Check-In

Monday Check-In: On A Taco Tuesday

March 10, 2026
Movie Reviews Top 10s

Top 10 Cheesy 80s Movies from an Andrew McCarthy fanboy

March 5, 2026
Biased Political Bullshit

So…why did Trump tear up the Iran nuclear agreement again?

March 4, 2026
Comics
Art Gallery
Movie Reviews
Preposterous Fictional Short Stories

The Rise and Fall (and Rise) of Justin Larson

August 2, 2024

Reading Time: 6 minutes. Justin Larson was the kind of kid who never quite fit in, literally or figuratively. By sixth grade, he had earned a reputation for being clumsy,…

Music Reviews

Ohio Players (2024)

August 1, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. 5 out of 5 stars. The Black Keys dropped Ohio Players back in April, and it has completely dominated my 2024 soundtrack. From the first listen,…

Groanworthy Dad Jokes

Sharp-Dressed Man

July 20, 2024

Reading Time: < 1 minute. What’s something obvious about a sharply dressed man? His mom or wife are really good at picking out clothes!

Biased Political Bullshit Deep Thoughts

I pose no threat

July 14, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. Details are starting to emerge about the guy who tried to assassinate Orange Man. And once again, it’s the ‘smart, quiet loner’. I hate it. That…

Biased Political Bullshit

This shit is still not normal

July 9, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. Oh, the media is just so concerned, aren’t they? For weeks, they’ve been hand-wringing about why one of the candidates should bow out. But wait—it’s not…

Hot Takes

Hot Takes 2024 Edition

June 9, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes.

Biased Political Bullshit

It’s the economy, stupid

May 24, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. What’s infuriating about the power economic news holds over elections is that the average Joe or Jane rarely sees the benefits of a so-called “good economy.”…

Deep Thoughts True Stories I Promise

The 80s were dark times

May 15, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. Bright neon colors everywhere be damned, the 80s were fucking dark. In the late ’80s – early ’90s, it felt like every news broadcast was on…

Movie Reviews

The Holdovers (2023)

April 21, 2024

Reading Time: < 1 minute. 4 out of 5 stars A curmudgeonly instructor at a New England school remains on campus during Christmas break. He soon forms an unlikely bond…

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Monday Check-In

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Movie Reviews Top 10s

Top 10 Cheesy 80s Movies from an Andrew McCarthy fanboy

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Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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