Skip to content
Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

Rants by Dustin
Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

  • Rants
    • Monday Check-Ins
    • Deep Thoughts
    • Hot Takes
    • Pissing Contests
    • Sticks & Balls
    • Biased Political B.S.
    • Video Games
  • Stories
    • Short Stories
    • True Stories
  • Reviews & Lists
    • Top 10s
    • Mixtapes
    • Movie Reviews & Ratings
    • Music Charts
    • Dad Rock Reviews
    • Beer Reviews & Ratings
    • Why I Hate Donald Trump
  • Quickies
    • Dad Jokes
    • Badass Quotes
  • Creations
    • Comics & Editorial Cartoons
    • Art Gallery
    • Badass Recipes
    • Photo Albums
  • Also On
    • Instagram
    • Bluesky
    • BandCamp
    • GoodReads
    • Spotify
    • YouTube
Monday Check-In

Monday Morning Check-In: It’s Gotten Quiet

March 2, 2026
True Stories I Promise

Shivering in the Heat

February 26, 2026
Photo Album

RIP Sarge

February 24, 2026
Monday Check-In

Monday Check-In: Pinewood Derby Champion

February 23, 2026
Biased Political Bullshit

How Ancient Propaganda Got Wi-Fi and Broke Everyone’s Brain

February 19, 2026
Comics
Art Gallery
Movie Reviews
Preposterous Fictional Short Stories

Has anyone ever served party pizzas at an actual party?

September 21, 2024

Reading Time: 8 minutes. So there I was, standing in the frozen food aisle at the Rainbow Foods store in Uptown Minneapolis, staring at a towering stack of Totino’s Party…

Badass Recipes

Copycat Noodles & Co’s Penne Rosa with Parmesan Crusted Chicken

September 20, 2024

Reading Time: 4 minutes. A lot of the chain restaurants have gone wayyyyy downhill over the years (ahem, Chipotle) but Noodles & Co is still pretty solid. My favorite 2…

Deep Thoughts

80s and 90s TV commercial jingles that are still stuck in my head, haunting and torturing me decades later

September 17, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. I watched a ton of TV as a kid. I mean, an obscene amount. Back then, we didn’t have phones and tablets to fry our brains—nope,…

True Stories I Promise

Not all heroes wear capes

September 14, 2024

Reading Time: 4 minutes. Back when I was a shy, geeky little first grader, the chaotic school lunchroom on the first day of school was like a horror story for…

Deep Thoughts

Our brains are just darling, aren’t they?

September 11, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. Feeling drained or maybe even panicked like me over politics today? Brain can’t stop taking it all in even though there’s so much else to do?…

Biased Political Bullshit

Only Reading the Headlines: Hide Your Pets Edition

September 11, 2024

Reading Time: 7 minutes. I’m kicking off my new blog series, ‘Only Reading the Headlines,’ with a special debate edition. Yes, I watched the whole thing, start to finish—one bathroom…

I Like Music

The Emptiness Machine

September 10, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. So, Linkin Park dropped a new single recently called The Emptiness Machine and apparently decided to fill Chester’s shoes with a new singer–Emily Armstrong–who’s all about…

Hot Takes Pissing Contests

Hot Take: The Minnesota Renaissance Festival is Way Better than the Minnesota State Fair

September 9, 2024

Reading Time: 4 minutes. I’m not sure if this is a pissing contest but I’m making it one! Ah, Minnesota, land of 10,000 lakes, passive-aggressive politeness, and two grand events…

Movie Reviews

Reunion (2024)

September 9, 2024

Reading Time: 2 minutes. 2 out of 5 stars. The other night, I was desperate for a comedy, so I decided to give this one a shot. It’s set at…

Posts pagination

1 … 9 10 11 … 19

« Previous Page — Next Page »

Who the f**k is this dork?

And doesn't he know you can say fuck on the internet? Opinions on this blog are my own. This blog is not affiliated with any company or organization. So go away, lawyer nerds.

Dustin's Bio

Also On

  • Bluesky
  • Instagram
  • Discord
  • Bandcamp
  • Goodreads
  • Spotify
  • YouTube

Post Schedule

  • Monday Check-Ins @ 8am CST
  • Weekly Featured Post on Thursdays @ 8am CST (Sometimes paired with a podcast)
  • Beer or Movie Reviews usually on weekends
  • Other posts at random times

Find even more BS about

Action Movies (2) Advertising (2) A Rated Movies (7) auto racing (4) Badflower (2) Beer (3) B Rated Movies (2) Career (6) Cars (2) Cats (5) Childhood (2) Comedy Movies (3) Comics (3) Drama Movies (3) election2024 (10) Food (3) Holidays (2) Hot Take (8) LinkedinLunatics (2) LogieBogie (4) mental health (2) Minnesota (12) Music (12) nascar (3) NFL (2) Orange Man Bad (17) Parenting (4) Partisanship (2) Politics (4) Recipe (2) Review (2) rock music (4) Romance Movies (2) Science (2) Shitty People (8) Social Media (2) sports (3) Spotify (2) stories (4) target (4) Technology (2) The 90s (2) Top Lists (5) video games (2) War Movies (2)

Shameful plug

Dustin Marson Graphic Design
Learn more about Dustin Marson Graphic Design

Looking for some other bull**shit?

Other rants you might not have read

Monday Check-In

Monday Morning Check-In: It’s Gotten Quiet

True Stories I Promise

Shivering in the Heat

Photo Album

RIP Sarge

Monday Check-In

Monday Check-In: Pinewood Derby Champion

Mixtapes
Badass Recipes
Design Services
  • Bluesky
  • Instagram
  • Discord
  • Bandcamp
  • Goodreads
  • Spotify
  • YouTube
Rants by Dustin

Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

Opinions are my own. | Blogarise by Themeansar.