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Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

Rants by Dustin
Rants by Dustin

Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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Forrest Gump (1994)

December 20, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutes. A brilliant showcase of Hollywood’s finest work. 5 out of 5 stars. I first saw this movie when I was a teenager in the 90s, and…

Badass Quotes

Hitchens’s razor

July 9, 2019

Reading Time: < 1 minute. “What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence”

True Stories I Promise

Finger Lickin Good Customer Service

May 9, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutes. There was an elderly lady who would call me almost every day at the bank’s call center where I worked in customer service. She was living…

Biased Political Bullshit

Liar Liar, Pants on Fire

April 5, 2019

Reading Time: < 1 minute. ”We need a small and limited government!” ”We need a small and limited government, I don’t want Uncle Sam meddling in by personal affairs!” ”Pull…

Biased Political Bullshit Pissing Contests Sticks, Balls, and Right Turns

Sports Star Proves What An Asshole He Still Is

November 21, 2018

Reading Time: < 1 minute. Yeah, yeah, full disclosure I’m a Bears fan but this clown is probably one of the main reasons why I so strongly support a divisional…

Deep Thoughts

Cookies!

August 1, 2018

Reading Time: < 1 minute. When I was a kid, I viewed the cookie monster as a fun, crazy monster who loved cookies just like me. Now I see him…

True Stories I Promise

Dollar Store Hot Dogs

January 13, 2018

Reading Time: 2 minutes. I got some hot dogs at the dollar store one time. They made sparks in the microwave. So, there I was, cruising the aisles of the…

Unimportant Personal Note

Here’s what kind of week it’s been

July 30, 2003

Reading Time: 3 minutes. Here’s what kind of week it’s been: one day I get court papers in the mail notifying me that i’m being sued for $5,800, the next…

Unimportant Personal Note

Well once again I was stranded due to a car

July 23, 2003

Reading Time: 3 minutes. This instance I can’t really blame on the car though, it was just a broken belt. So my first reaction when I realized Lizzie wasn’t answering…

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