My hometown
Reading Time: < 1 minute. Is so small, I don’t ever have to use my turn signal when I’m driving, because everyone knows where I’m going!
Dustin
I didn’t recognize my son on his fourth birthday
Reading Time: < 1 minute. Because I had never seen him be four.
Mac vs PC
Reading Time: 5 minutes. There’s lots of different pissing contests and this one takes me way back. In the 90s one of the common complaints I always heard was “no…
10 things rich people will never understand
Reading Time: 3 minutes.
Bring back the pit stops in racing video games
Reading Time: 3 minutes. Every time someone says, “I’m such a nerd! We should totally hang out!” I get all hyped, thinking we’ll vibe over shared geekiness. Then reality hits:…
Hot Takes 2023 Edition
Reading Time: 3 minutes.
Shittiest Pissing Match I’ve Ever Heard Of
Reading Time: 2 minutes. So, as a guy, I’m diving into one of the most gloriously petty squabbles I’ve ever witnessed, typically reserved for women. Let’s get real, ladies: stop…