- In 2023, the only thing smarter than my house is the way it refuses to listen to me when I ask it to do anything.
- Twitter after Elon is like when someone buys all the properties in Monopoly and then everyone is now bored with the game.
- Crypto bros are just astrologers for tech bros—lots of charts and a belief that their assets will reach the moon.
- At this point, subscribing to all the streaming services is like paying for 500 cable channels, but instead of flipping through them, you just scroll through them while arguing about what to watch until you fall asleep.
- NFTs are like Pokémon cards for tech bros, except no one actually knows what they do, and instead of trading them, you just keep hoping someone will buy yours for more money.
- Quiet quitting isn’t new. It’s just what we used to call ‘doing your job but not pretending it’s your passion.’
- Everyone is excited Avatar 2 is finally coming out, and I didn’t even like the first one, cool graphics at the time but the story was so done-before and meh.
- It isn’t that “people don’t want to work” anymore, it’s that they want to work for for a living wage.
- A door dashers job title is actually “executive food concierge for a multi million dollar international hors d’ouvres service” – no, I can’t take credit, I saw it on Instagram, but love it so much.
- Airbnb is like a hotel’s wild cousin who shows up at your door with an inflatable pool and a sleeping bag down in a dark basement — it seemed like a good idea at first, but now it’s just more hassle than it’s worth. They actually want you to clean the room back to its original state? Do they know they’re competing with hotels who do that for you?
- We really need to either scrap the Electoral College or give it a serious makeover in favor of a direct popular vote. It’s ridiculous that 700,000 North Dakotans get the same voting power as 39 million Californians. Sure, North Dakota deserves a say, but come on — the balance is so off.
- Banning TikTok is a slippery slope, let’s keep tech companies in check, but this ban just shows how our government is flailing around like a cat in a bathtub when it comes to tech.
- Crazy how unusual it seems to some that someone can be a complex individual full of thoughts and opinions that don’t wholeheartedly align with a Political party or Politician.
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