Why I’m Retiring from the Fast Food Kitchen
Reading Time: 4 minutes. Picture this: last night, I became a volunteer fast food worker at an event…an order-fetcher, and all-around chaos coordinator in a kitchen making fried foods and…
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Reading Time: 4 minutes. Picture this: last night, I became a volunteer fast food worker at an event…an order-fetcher, and all-around chaos coordinator in a kitchen making fried foods and…
Reading Time: 4 minutes. Back when I was a shy, geeky little first grader, the chaotic school lunchroom on the first day of school was like a horror story for…
Reading Time: 2 minutes. Bright neon colors everywhere be damned, the 80s were fucking dark. In the late ’80s – early ’90s, it felt like every news broadcast was on…
Reading Time: 2 minutes. So, my wife, two kids, and I made the trek up to my mom’s house for the weekend. It was one of those trips where you…
Reading Time: 2 minutes. There was an elderly lady who would call me almost every day at the bank’s call center where I worked in customer service. She was living…
Reading Time: 2 minutes. I got some hot dogs at the dollar store one time. They made sparks in the microwave. So, there I was, cruising the aisles of the…