Last night my wife and I watched three movies back to back
Reading Time: < 1 minute. Good thing I was the one facing the TV.
Groanworthy Dad Jokes
Sharp-Dressed Man
Reading Time: < 1 minute. What’s something obvious about a sharply dressed man? His mom or wife are really good at picking out clothes!
My hometown
Reading Time: < 1 minute. Is so small, I don’t ever have to use my turn signal when I’m driving, because everyone knows where I’m going!
I didn’t recognize my son on his fourth birthday
Reading Time: < 1 minute. Because I had never seen him be four.