Excuse Me For Shopping
Reading Time: 3 minutes. Dear Target, I’m genuinely starting to forget why I ever liked you more than Wal-Mart. Seriously, what was it? The red aesthetic? The slightly less depressing…
November 2024
A letter to my neighbor
Reading Time: 3 minutes. Oh, hey there, neighbor! I see you’ve got that Confederate battle flag proudly flapping off your wood deck in the backyard—right here in southern Minnesota. Maybe…
Nazi punks fuck off
Reading Time: 3 minutes. I’ve been playing a lot of protest songs the past couple days—I guess I just need righteous noise to drown out my angry thoughts about the…
The egg prices are too damn high
Reading Time: 5 minutes. So this is it? People really decided the price of eggs not going down since Covid was more important than their kids’ future, their grandkids’ future,…
Where’s the October Surprise?
Reading Time: 4 minutes. So, there I was as this October came to a close, clinging to the edge of my seat and holding my breath, just waiting for this…
It’s the economy, stupid
Reading Time: 4 minutes. One thing that has me sweating like a dollar-store hot dog in the microwave about this tight election is the economy. Sure, if you peek outside…