Excuse Me For Shopping
Reading Time: 3 minutes. Dear Target, I’m genuinely starting to forget why I ever liked you more than Wal-Mart. Seriously, what was it? The red aesthetic? The slightly less depressing…
Deep Thoughts
Mental Health Day Needed
Reading Time: 3 minutes. I once naively thought that being a parent was going to be the hardest job in the world. I pictured sleepless nights, endless tantrums, and me,…
80s and 90s TV commercial jingles that are still stuck in my head, haunting and torturing me decades later
Reading Time: 2 minutes. I watched a ton of TV as a kid. I mean, an obscene amount. Back then, we didn’t have phones and tablets to fry our brains—nope,…
Our brains are just darling, aren’t they?
Reading Time: 2 minutes. Feeling drained or maybe even panicked like me over politics today? Brain can’t stop taking it all in even though there’s so much else to do?…
I pose no threat
Reading Time: 2 minutes. Details are starting to emerge about the guy who tried to assassinate Orange Man. And once again, it’s the ‘smart, quiet loner’. I hate it. That…
Everything is not fine
Reading Time: < 1 minute. One of the strangest things during the pandemic was seeing all these LinkedIn posts where people were basically kissing the ass of the company that…
Bring back the pit stops in racing video games
Reading Time: 3 minutes. Every time someone says, “I’m such a nerd! We should totally hang out!” I get all hyped, thinking we’ll vibe over shared geekiness. Then reality hits:…
Not ready for the internet
Reading Time: 3 minutes. Remember those dreaded research papers we all had to do in school? You know, the ones that had you scrambling through library stacks, highlighter in hand,…