Not all heroes wear capes
Reading Time: 4 minutes. Back when I was a shy, geeky little first grader, the chaotic school lunchroom on the first day of school was like a horror story for…
September 2024
Our brains are just darling, aren’t they?
Reading Time: 2 minutes. Feeling drained or maybe even panicked like me over politics today? Brain can’t stop taking it all in even though there’s so much else to do?…
Only Reading the Headlines: Hide Your Pets Edition
Reading Time: 7 minutes. I’m kicking off my new blog series, ‘Only Reading the Headlines,’ with a special debate edition. Yes, I watched the whole thing, start to finish—one bathroom…
The Emptiness Machine
Reading Time: 2 minutes. So, Linkin Park dropped a new single recently called The Emptiness Machine and apparently decided to fill Chester’s shoes with a new singer–Emily Armstrong–who’s all about…
Hot Take: The Minnesota Renaissance Festival is Way Better than the Minnesota State Fair
Reading Time: 4 minutes. I’m not sure if this is a pissing contest but I’m making it one! Ah, Minnesota, land of 10,000 lakes, passive-aggressive politeness, and two grand events…
Reunion (2024)
Reading Time: 2 minutes. 2 out of 5 stars. The other night, I was desperate for a comedy, so I decided to give this one a shot. It’s set at…
Some people aren’t gonna fucking like this
Reading Time: < 1 minute. For the rest of my life I’ll never understand how the Orange Man (that’s right, I don’t dignify him with his name) convinced so many…