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Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

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One Battle After Another (2025) Review
December 26, 2024
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December 24, 2024
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989)
October 2, 2024
Civil War (2024) Review
September 22, 2024
The Big Lebowski (1998)
September 22, 2024
My Girl (1991)
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Movie Ratings & Rankings

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That’s right, I’m such a fucking nerd that I’ve been logging my rating of movies for like a decade.  Here’s what the columns mean:

IMHO

In my honest opinion (IMHO). This is my rating out of 100. 90+ are A movies, or certified fresh as the rotten tomato people say. 80+ are B movies. 70+ are C for sorta crappy. 60+ are D for don’t waste your fucking time. 59 and below are ROTTEN.

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RT Rtg

This is the % average rating from the website Rotten Tomatoes and their critics whose opinions apparently matter. I compare to this rating to laugh about how wrong they are.

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PM Rtg

This is the PopcornMeter rating on RottenTomatoes, which is the average rating by their users. Sometimes you all know better than the critics, sometimes you’re all fucking wrong, too.

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RW

RW is for Re-watches. This is how many times I guesstimate I’ve rewatched the movie. I use this to help rank the movies with the same rating. More rewatches means it’s probably the better one.

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Performances

These columns highlight and rank the acting performances in the movies. As well as a rotten column to call-out who was in that bomb of a movie.

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Babe Alert

The movie has a straight up smoking hot babe in it and I’m calling them out.

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Movies rated from this year

  1. 95 – One Battle After Another
  2. 92- Roofman
  3. 85 – F1: The Movie
  4. 80 – The Naked Gun
  5. 80 – Happy Gilmore 2
  6. 80 – Code 3
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Movies on my watch list

  1. Nobody 2 (2025) – 100% interested
  2. Bugonia (2025) – 90% interested
  3. Caught Stealing (2025) – 90% interested
  4. Friendship (2025) – 90% interested
  5. Eddington (2025) – 90% interested
  6. If I Had Legs I’d Kick You (2025) – 90% interested
  7. Black Bag (2025) – 70% interested
  8. Sinners (2025) – 70% interested
  9. The Astronaut (2025) – 50% interested
  10. Zootopia 2 (2025) – 50% interested
  11. California King (2025) – 50% interested
  12. Superman (2025) – 50% interested
  13. Guns Up (2025) – 50% interested
  14. Fantastic Found First Steps (2025) – 40% interested

Backlog

  1. No Sudden Move (2021)
  2. The Brutalist (2024)
  3. The Substance (2024)
  4. My Old Ass (2024)
  5. Immaculate (2024)
  6. Bottoms (2023)
  7. The Retirement Plan (2023)
  8. Moneyball (2011)
  9. Too Big To Fail (2011)

Future releases

  1. The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (April 2026)
  2. Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu (May 2026)
  3. Toy Story 5 (June 2026)
  4. Supergirl (June 2026)
  5. Minions 3 (July 2026)
  6. The Odyssey (July 2026)
  7. Spider-Man: Brand New Day (July 2026)
  8. Street Fighter (October 2026)
  9. Jumanji 3 (December 2026)
  10. The Legend of Zelda (May 2027)
  11. Star Wars: Starfighter (May 2027)
  12. Spider-Man: Beyond the Spiderverse (June 2027)
  13. Shrek 5 (June 2027)
  14. The Batman: Part II (October 2027)
  15. Gremlins 3 (November 2027)
  16. Lord of the Rings: Hunt for Gollum (December 2027)
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