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Where you’ll find hot takes nobody asked for, pissing contests you didn’t know you needed, badass recipes that might just burn your house down, and movie reviews that are probably way wrong. Stick around for the B.S. – it’s what I do best! Opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of any organization.

Dustin’s Probably Wrong Movie Reviews

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December 26, 2024
Is Back to the Future (1985) Overrated?
December 24, 2024
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989)
October 2, 2024
Civil War (2024) Review
September 22, 2024
The Big Lebowski (1998)
September 22, 2024
My Girl (1991)
September 9, 2024
Reunion (2024)
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Movie Ratings & Rankings

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That’s right, I’m such a fucking nerd that I’ve been logging my rating of movies for like a decade.  Here’s what the columns mean:

IMHO

In my honest opinion (IMHO). This is my rating out of 100. 90+ are A movies, or certified fresh as the rotten tomato people say. 80+ are B movies. 70+ are C for sorta crappy. 60+ are D for don’t waste your fucking time. 59 and below are ROTTEN.

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RT Rtg

This is the % average rating from the website Rotten Tomatoes and their critics whose opinions apparently matter. I compare to this rating to laugh about how wrong they are.

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PM Rtg

This is the PopcornMeter rating on RottenTomatoes, which is the average rating by their users. Sometimes you all know better than the critics, sometimes you’re all fucking wrong, too.

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RW

RW is for Re-watches. This is how many times I guesstimate I’ve rewatched the movie. I use this to help rank the movies with the same rating. More rewatches means it’s probably the better one.

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Performances

These columns highlight and rank the acting performances in the movies. As well as a rotten column to call-out who was in that bomb of a movie.

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Babe Alert

The movie has a straight up smoking hot babe in it and I’m calling them out.

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Biggest Disagreements

2001: A Space Odyssey
-82% lower than RT

IMHO 10%
Rotten Tomatoes 92%
PopcornMeter 89%

Vegas Vacation
78% higher than RT

IMHO 93%
Rotten Tomatoes 15%
PopcornMeter 51%

Top 10 in Crime

  1. Donnie Brasco
  2. Ocean’s Eleven
  3. Pulp Fiction
  4. The Departed
  5. The Godfather Part II
  6. The Hunter
  7. Catch Me If You Can
  8. Goodfellas
  9. L.A. Confidential
  10. The Big Short

Top 10 in Animation

  1. Toy Story
  2. Toy Story 2
  3. The Sword in the Stone
  4. Aladdin
  5. Toy Story 3
  6. Wallace & Gromit Curse of the Were Rabbit
  7. Up
  8. The Incredibles
  9. Coco
  10. Ratatouille

Top 10 in Drama

  1. Forrest Gump
  2. Fargo
  3. Willow
  4. Boyz n the Hood
  5. Glengarry Glen Ross
  6. With Honors
  7. 12 Angry Men
  8. Sideways
  9. Roots
  10. Varsity Blues

Top 10 in Action

  1. Raiders of the Lost Ark
  2. Jurassic Park
  3. Falling Down
  4. Indiana Jones The Last Crusade
  5. The Fast and the Furious
  6. Bullitt
  7. The Fugitive
  8. Big Trouble in Little China
  9. Gone in 60 Seconds
  10. Conan the Barbarian

Top 10 in Comedy

  1. The Big Lebowski
  2. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
  3. Office Space
  4. Super Troopers
  5. The Mighty Ducks
  6. Tommy Boy
  7. Raising Arizona
  8. Dumb and Dumber
  9. Grumpy Old Men
  10. PCU

Most Gold Performances

Tom Hanks (20)
Jim Carrey (8)
Denzel Washington (7)
Steve McQueen (6)
Jack Lemmon (6)
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