Dad Jokes
What do you call a short mother?
Minimum
What's something obvious about a well-dressed man?
His mom is really good at picking out clothes!
Why do astronauts use Mac computers?
Because you can't open Windows in space
My son was reading and asked "Can I have a bookmark?"
After 8 years he doesn’t know my name isn’t Mark.
Why shouldn’t your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why was the farmer so good at measuring angles?
Because he had a pro tractor
How much does a roof cost?
Nothing, it's on the house.
Wanna know how I know my hometown is small?
You don't need to use your turn signal.
Because everyone already knows where you’re going!
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